Newspapers in the
Fiction of Edgar Rice Burroughs I
Edgar
Rice Burroughs lived through the golden age of American newspapers.
Like most
Americans in the mid 20th century, his adult life, both
private and
professional, was attuned to the rhythms of the daily print media. An
entire
volume could be written describing the various ways the author’s life
was
intertwined with newspapers. Just a few examples follow.
When,
as a young man, Burroughs was living in Idaho, his brother Harry backed
him in
opening a stationary store in Pocatello. It included a large newsstand.
“I had
a newspaper route and I delivered newspapers myself on horseback,”
Burroughs
recalled in a 1929 Los Angeles Times
article.
In
another 1929 article, “How I Wrote the
Tarzan Books,” published in The New York World
newspaper’s Sunday
supplement, Burroughs credited that newspaper for the book publication
of Tarzan of the Apes.
“It’s
popularity and its final
appearance as a book was due to the vision of J. H. Tennant, editor of
The New
York Evening World. He saw its possibilities as a newspaper serial and
ran it
in The Evening World, with the result that other papers followed suit.
This
made the story widely known and resulted in a demand from readers for
the story
in book form, which was so insistent that A. C. McClurg & Co.
finally came
to me after they had rejected it, and asked to be allowed to publish
it.”
Four
other Burroughs serials appeared in The
Evening World before McClurg finally published Tarzan
of the Apes in June 1914. They were The Cave Girl,
The Return of
Tarzan, The Eternal Lover, and At the
Earth’s Core. Burroughs also
profited from the sale of newspaper serial rights for other stories he
wrote,
especially in the early years of his career.
Burroughs
wrote many other articles for newspapers. Most notable were a couple of
serial
columns. Starting on January 26, 1928, he wrote 11 columns for the Los Angeles Examiner about daily
developments in the sanity hearing of William Hickman, the confessed
killer of
a 12-year-old girl. Years later, while living in Honolulu during World
War II,
Burroughs wrote a series of “Laugh It Off!” articles, which appeared in
the
city’s two newspapers, the Star-Bulletin
and the Advertiser. He also penned a
number of news dispatches during his travels around the Pacific theater
as a
war correspondent.
Burroughs
described his relationship with the press through the years in a 1930
article
in Writer’s Digest. “I have had close
personal and business relations with newspapermen all over the United
States,
both publishers and editors, numbering among them many good friends.
Yet I have
never directly or indirectly, asked or expect any personal publicity
from them;
nor have I ever paid for any publicity.”
Given
the importance of newspapers in his life, then, it’s not surprising to
find so
many references to them in his fiction. Newspapers are mention in over
30 of
Burroughs’ stories. Some are mere remarks made in passing, while a few
others
are so extensive as to make a newspaper a de facto character in the
story.
The
use of newspapers in Edgar Rice Burroughs’ fiction is summarized below
by story
in chronological order of its writing. Presenting them so provides some
insight
into the evolution of Burroughs’ attitude toward newspapers over the
years.
The Avenger was one of
Burroughs’
first works of fiction. The short story, written in early 1912, first
appeared
in Forgotten Tales of Love and Murder,
published by John Guidry and Pat Adkins in 2001. It chronicles a
fateful day in
the life of Joseph Stone, who, while on a business trip in Pittsburgh,
received
a cryptic note, which he interpreted as a warning that his pregnant
wife was
entertaining a lover at their home in an unnamed city. Stone hurried
home in
time to discover a strange man descending the stairs in his home.
Enraged,
Stone attacked and killed his wife’s suspected lover. To complete his
revenge,
Stone disfigured the victim’s face and changed clothes with him,
leaving his
wife to think her lover had killed her husband. Stone then fled the
scene to
spend the night in small hotel in a city a hundred miles away.
The text below the headline
is a classic
example of a “straight news story,” presenting the known facts of the
case in
descending order of importance. The story’s “lead” contains the
required “who,”
“what,” “where,” “when,” “why” (unknown as of then), and “how.”
The
body of the article reveals that the police believed Stone’s deception
that he
was the murder victim. However, the article then explained that the man
whom
Stone killed was not his wife’s lover, but instead a doctor who was in
the home
attending to the delivery of Mrs. Stone’s baby. It was the doctor’s
nurse who
sent the note to Stone in Pittsburgh summoning him home for the birth.
Both
the news article and the story end with the following sentence about
the
weakened condition of Mrs. Stone. “Otherwise, she is doing well, as is
the
little son who was born to her last night.” Burroughs then left it up
to the
reader to predict John Stone’s reaction to what he read in the
newspaper that
morning.
Once
all the principal characters arrived in Paris, Rokoff and Paulvitch
hatched a
new plot, which again involved the Paris press. For days the Russians
watched
the papers. “At length they were rewarded,” Burroughs noted. “A morning
paper
made brief mention of a smoker that was to be given on the following
evening by
the German minister.” That evening the conspirators lured Tarzan to
Olga’s
boudoir, hoping to tempt the two into a romantic encounter that they
could use
to pressure Olga for information. “What shall we do, Jean?” she asked
Tarzan.
“Tomorrow all Paris will read of it. He (Rokoff) will see to that.”
Meanwhile,
Rokoff and Paulvitch had returned to their rooms. “They had telephoned
to the
offices of two of the morning papers from which they momentarily
expected
representatives to hear the first report of the scandal that was to
stir social
Paris on the morrow.” Tarzan arrived before the newspapermen, however,
and
forced the Russians to promise, “upon pain of death, that you will
permit no
word of this affair to get into the newspapers.” A young man from the Martin soon arrived. When he said, “I
understand that Monsieur Rokoff has a story for me,” Tarzan responded,
“You are
mistaken, monsieur. You have no story for publication, have you, my
dear
Nikolas?” Noticing the “nasty light” in the ape-man’s eye, Rokoff sent
the
reporter away. It was not the last time the two scoundrels would
conspire
against Tarzan, but none of their future plots involved spreading false
rumors
through newspapers.
Begun
by ERB in late 1913 and finished in early 1914, The Cave
Girl chronicles the transformation of Back Bay aristocrat
Waldo Emerson Smith-Jones into a cave man following being castaway on a
South
Seas island. Two months after Waldo set out on a long sea voyage, the
following
short article appeared in a Boston newspaper.
“The
captain reports that the great
wave swept entirely over the steamer, momentarily submerging her. Two
members
of the crew, the officer upon the bridge, and one passenger were washed
away.
The latter was an American traveling for his health, Waldo E.
Smith-Jones, son
of John Allen Smith-Jones of Boston. The steamer came about, cruising
back and
forth for some time, but as the wave had washed her perilously close to
a
dangerous shore, it seemed unsafe to remain longer in the vicinity, for
fear of
a recurrence of the tidal wave which would have meant the utter
annihilation of
the vessel upon the nearby beach. No sign of any of the poor
unfortunates was
seen. Mrs. Smith-Jones is prostrated.”
Written
in the same 1913-14 period, The Girl From
Farris’s was ERB’s first attempt at exposing corruption in his
hometown of
Chicago. In the story, Burroughs used sarcasm to censure the city’s
newspapers
for helping spread phony religion-based progressive principles. The
prime
purveyor of those theories in the story is the Rev. Theodore Pursen,
who is
first seen at his breakfast table reading his preferred daily
newspaper, the Monarch of the Morning. Pursen
commented
on the paper’s content to his assistant.
r of a
column
devoted to an interview with me on the result of my investigation of
conditions
in supposedly respectable residence districts. The article has been
given much
greater prominence than that accorded to the misleading statements of
the
assistant State attorney. I am sure that thousands of people in this
great city
are even this minute reading this noticeable heading—let us hope that
it will
bear fruit, however much one may decry the unpleasant notoriety
entailed.”
The
headline over the article read, in large letters, “PURSEN PILLORIES
POLICE.”
With this opening view of Pursen, Burroughs implied that, on the
contrary, the
good reverend very much enjoyed seeing his name in print, no matter how
much he
claimed to decry it.
After
learning of Maggie Lynch’s arrest in the red light district, Pursen,
with three
men in tow, went to the city jail to talk with her. “I come as a
friend,” he
announced. “Tell me your story, and we’ll see what can be done.” Maggie
eyed
the other three young men. “Representatives of the three largest
papers,”
Pursen confirmed. “You will be quite famous by tomorrow morning.”
Pegging
Pursen as a publicity seeker, she invited him to get lost.
Pursen
didn’t forget the humiliation the woman had heaped on him in front of
the three
reporters. “He flushed at the memory of the keen shafts of ridicule
that had
resulted,” Burroughs stated, “and which had made the papers of the
following
day such frightful nightmares to him.”
Early
in the story, businessman Ogden Secor (later to be Maggie’s benefactor,
and she
his) voiced his opinion of Reverend Pursen. “I’ve met him here perhaps
a half
dozen times— here, and in the newspapers. About all I’ve noticed about
him is
the poor, weak way he has of getting into print.”
Although
charges against Maggie Lynch’s involvement in the murder of a man were
dropped,
for some unknown reason they were later reinstated after she had
regained a
respectful reputation under the name June Lathrop. Burroughs implied it
was an
unsavory Chicago newspaper that gave the story new life.
“A
scarehead morning newspaper had
used it as an example of the immunity from punishment enjoyed by the
powers of
the underworld—showing how murder, even, might be perpetrated with
perfect
safety to the murderer. It hinted at police indifference—even at police
complicity.”
Fortunately,
in this instance, the case was not tried in the press, and June was
found
innocent.
Near
the end of part one of The Mucker,
written in 1913, protagonist Billy Byrne made a name for himself in the
New
York City boxing scene. When he knocked out the reigning “white hope,”
he
caught the attention of the city’s sports scribes.
“The
following morning the sporting
sheets hailed, ‘Sailor’ Byrne as the great ‘white hope’ of them all.
Flashlights of him filled a quarter of a page. There were interviews
with him.
Interviews with the man he defeated … All were agreed that he was the
most
likely heavy since Jeffries. Corbett admitted that, while in his prime
he could
doubtless have bested the new wonder, he would have found him a tough
customer.”
After
reading and rereading his press clippings, Billy spotted a familiar
name in
another section of the paper—Harding. “Persistent rumor has it that the
engagement of the beautiful Miss Harding to Wm. J. Mallory has been
broken,”
the social notice read. “Miss Harding could not be seen at her father’s
home up
to a late hour last night. Mr. Mallory refused to discuss the matter,
but would
not deny the rumor.”
Meanwhile,
far uptown Barbara Harding was scanning the same newspaper sports
section for
the scores of yesterday’s women’s golf scores, when her eyes suddenly
riveted
on a picture of a giant boxer. Searching the headlines and text, she
finally
came upon his name—“Sailor Byrne.”
She knew it must be the man she had fallen in love with during a South
Seas
adventure. Billy then called on Barbara and urged her to marry Mallory.
A few
weeks later, a lonesome and friendless Billy read the following
newspaper item in
his Chicago jail cell. “The marriage of Barbara, daughter of Anthony
Harding,
the multimillionaire, to William Mallory will take place on the
twenty-fifth of
June.”
Confident
in his innocence, Billy had gone to Chicago in part two of The
Mucker, written in 1916, to turn himself in on a murder
warrant. Now he found himself again in the newspapers, this time the
victim of
over-zealous crime reporting, which had put heat on the police.
At
her Riverside Drive home in New York City, Barbara Harding spotted a
headline
in her morning newspaper. “CHICAGO MURDERER GIVEN LIFE SENTENCE.” The
lead-in
read, “Murderer of harmless old saloon keeper is finally brought to
justice.
The notorious West Side rowdy, ‘Billy’ Byrne, apprehended after more
than a
year as a fugitive from justice, is sent to Joliet for life.” (She
didn’t know
that by that time Billy had jumped from the prison train and escaped.)
While
on the lam, Billy partnered-up and bummed across the mid-West with
Bridge. A
few miles out of Kansas City, Billy earned a handout by doing odd jobs
for a
restaurant owner in a small town. The food he gave Billy was wrapped in
a copy
of the Kansas City Star. When Bridge
unwrapped the food, an article in the newspaper caught his attention.
“Hastily
Bridge tore from the paper the article that had attracted his interest,
folded
it, and stuffed it into one of his pockets.” Later Billy found the
article on a
washroom floor and read it.
“Billy
Byrne, sentenced to life
imprisonment in Joliet penitentiary for the murder of Schneider, the
old West
Side saloon keeper, hurled himself from the train that was bearing him
to
Joliet yesterday, dragging with him the deputy sheriff to whom he was
handcuffed.
The deputy was found a few hours later bound and gagged, lying in the
woods
along the Santa Fe not far from Lemont. He was uninjured. He says that
Byrne
got a good start, and doubtless took advantage of it to return to
Chicago,
where a man of his stamp could find more numerous and safer retreats
than
elsewhere.”
There
was much more information in the article. It detailed the crime of
which Billy
had been convicted, summarized his long criminal record, and mentioned
a $500
reward being offered for information leading to his arrest. At first
suspicious
of Bridge’s motive for keeping the clipping, Billy soon became
convinced he
could trust his friend not to turn him in.
Chicago
police officer Flannagan had been trailing the escapee for some time.
When he
finally caught up to Billy, though, he told him that another man had
confessed
to Schneider’s murder and that the Illinois governor had pardoned Billy
10 days
ago. Billy didn’t believe it, until Flannagan showed him an article
from the
“Trib” (presumably the Chicago Tribune)
that confirmed it.
In
part one of The Mad King, written in
1913, American Barney Custer unintentionally gets involved in the
political
machinations of the mythical Balkan kingdom of Lutha. At end of part
one, he is
forced to flee that country. As part two opens, various forces cause
him to
return to Lutha. Having left an outlaw, however, he needed a legal way
of
getting into the country. Leaving his Nebraska home, Barney went to New
York
City to seek a “commission as correspondent” from an old classmate who
owned
the New York Evening National
newspaper. After agreeing to pay all his expenses and to forward to the
paper
“anything he found time to write,” Barney received the credential he
sought.
His
press papers earned him passage through Italy and Austria-Hungary into
Lutha. Evidently,
Barney’s adventures while there never allowed time for him to write
press
reports for the newspaper in New York.
Originally
written by Burroughs in 1914, The Lad and
the Lion was expanded by the author in 1937 for book publication.
Its
setting is a mythical kingdom in Northern Africa. In the story,
Burroughs used
newspapers as a conduit for information flowing in and out of the
politically
volatile principality.
For
example, in the following passage, Hans de Groot, son of the royal
gardener,
learns of the death of a conspirator. “‘Your friend, Carlyn, was killed
last
night,’ said one of (the officers). ‘Here it is in the morning paper.
He was
shot by a woman in her room in a hotel on the frontier.’ Hans took the
paper
and read the brief article.”
In
the story’s final chapter, Burroughs pulled all elements of the story’s
intrigue together and summarized them for the reader in a periodical
news
story.
“Magazines
from civilization seep
into many far corners of the world. One such, an illustrated weekly of
international renown, found its way into the douar of an Arab sheik.
The
son-in-law of Ali-Es-Hadji was reading therein an account of the
strange happenings
in a far-off kingdom. He read of the assassination of King Ferdinand
and Hilda
de Groot, and he examined with interest their pictures and pictures of
the
palace and the palace gardens. There was a full page picture of General
Count
Sarnya, the new Dictator. There was also a picture of an elderly,
scholarly
looking man, named Andresy, who had been shot with many others by order
of
Sarnya, because they had attempted to launch a counter-revolution.”
Meanwhile,
out of French colonial North Africa came a brief newspaper article
about the
kidnapping of a French officer’s seven-year-old daughter. That obscure
article
would run like a thread through the story of Tarzan’s lost son, until a
decade
later it would bring Lord Greystoke and Captain Armand Jacot together
with
their lost children.
Shiek
ben Khatour, the kidnapper of Jeanne Jacot, renamed her “Meriem” and
claimed
she was his daughter. He kept her captive as his Arab band wandered in
sub-Saharan Africa. About a year after her kidnapping, the curious
Meriem found
a box while secretly looking through the possessions of a Swede
visiting the
Shiek’s camp. She found the following items in the box.
“There were
letters and papers and
cuttings from old newspapers, and among other things the photograph of
a little
girl upon the back of which was pasted a cutting from a Paris daily—a
cutting
that she could not read, yellowed and dimmed by age and handling—but
something
about the photograph of the little girl which was also reproduced in
the
newspaper cutting held her attention. Where had she seen that picture
before?
And then, quite suddenly, it came to her that this was a picture of
herself as
she had been years and years before. Where had it been taken? How had
it come
into the possession of this man? Why had it been reproduced in a
newspaper?”
Before
creeping away, Meriem stuck the picture and newspaper article in her
waist belt.
Over the next few years, she showed the clipping to several people, and
each
time, unknown to her, it brought her closer to a reunion with her
father. After
she took the clipping, the first to see it was Abdul Kamak, a young
Arab in the
Shiek’s band.
“She drew
the photograph from its
hiding place and handed it to him. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘it is you, but
where was it
taken? How does it happen that The Sheik’s daughter is clothed in the
garments
of the unbeliever?’
“‘I do not
know,’ replied Meriem …
He turned the picture over and as his eyes fell upon the old newspaper
cutting
they went wide. He could read French, with difficulty, it is true; but
he could
read it … Slowly, laboriously he read the yellowed cutting. His eyes
were no
longer wide. Instead they narrowed to two slits of cunning. When he was
done he
looked at the girl. ‘You have read this?’ he asked. ‘It is French,’ she
replied, ‘and I do not read French.’”
Ten
years after his daughter’s disappearance, Captain Jacot, who had still
not
given up searching for his lost Jeanne, came to London to seek the help
of Lord
Greystoke. As he explained, it was the newspaper clipping that Meriem
took in
the Swede’s tent years before that led him to Tarzan.
“‘Her
picture was published in the
leading papers of every large city in the world, yet never did we find
a man or
woman who ever had seen her since the day she mysteriously disappeared.
A week
since there came to me in Paris a swarthy Arab, who called himself
Abdul Kamak.
He said that he had found my daughter and could lead me to her. I took
him at
once to Admiral d’Arnot, whom I knew had traveled some in Central
Africa. The
man’s story led the Admiral to believe that the place where the white
girl the
Arab supposed to be my daughter was held in captivity was not far from
your
African estates, and he advised that I come at once and call upon
you—that you
would know if such a girl were in your neighborhood … The fellow had
only an
old photograph of her on the back of which was pasted a newspaper
cutting
describing her and offering a reward.’
“The
General drew an envelope from
his pocket, took a yellowed photograph from it and handed it to the
Englishman.
Tears dimmed the old warrior’s eyes as they fell again upon the
pictured
features of his lost daughter. Lord Greystoke examined the photograph
for a
moment. A queer expression entered his eyes. He touched a bell at his
elbow,
and an instant later a footman entered. ‘Ask my son’s wife if she will
be so
good as to come to the library,’ he directed.”
Thus,
a ten-year old, yellowed photo, with a short article from a Paris
newspaper on
the back, finally reunited Captain Jacot with his lost daughter.
Hemmington
Main, a star reporter on a “great metropolitan daily” newspaper, wanted
to
marry Gwendolyn Bass, daughter of New York millionaire Abner J. Bass in
ERB’s
1915 novelette. Gwendolyn was willing, but her social-climbing mother
took her
to Europe hoping to find a royal match for her there. Hemmington
followed,
looking for an opportunity to press his suit with Gwendolyn. There Main
became
involved in switching identities and other intrigue involving the royal
houses
of the tiny nation states of Karlova and Margoth. Burroughs used
newspapers to
keep Main—and the reader—informed about his plan’s unintended
complications.
The first indication Main had that his tactics had misfired was when he
read a
newspaper in his hotel lobby.
“Vying with
one another for
importance were two news items upon the front page. One reported the
abduction
of Princess Mary of Margoth by the notorious Rider, and her subsequent
rescue
by the royal troops. Main whistled as he read of the capture of the
famous
bandit and the probable fate which was in store for him. Further along
in the
account of the occurrence was another item which brought a second
whistle to
the lips of the American. ‘Princess Mary,’ it read, ‘insists that The
Rider did
not know her true identity until after the royal troops had rescued her
and
captured the brigand … the names of Mrs. Bass and her daughter also
appear, as
well as that of Hemmington Main, an American newspaper man.’”
When
Hemmington read the next sentence, he knew he, Gwendolyn, and her
mother were
in big trouble. “Margoth is anxious to demonstrate her friendship and
sympathy
for Karlova,” it read, “by cooperating with her in every way in the
apprehension and arrest of the conspirators.” All three of the
Americans were
soon arrested. The whole cast eventually escaped punishment, and though
all the
characters ended up marrying the right people, the local newspaper
reporters
never seemed to figure out what really happened.
“The Oakdale Affair,” written
by Burroughs in
1917, was an offshoot of “The Mucker,” finished the year before. In the
short
story, Burroughs showed how a small-town newspaper could fire up its
readers
with sensational reporting about a series of major crimes.
Writers
for the Oakdale Tribune must have
been ecstatic when the story of a lifetime surfaced in their sleepy
mid-West
community in the spring of 1916. Burroughs recounted how the Tribune reported four mysterious crimes,
all of which were committed the day before in their community.
“The
following morning all Oakdale
was thrilled as its fascinated eyes devoured the front page of
Oakdale’s
ordinarily dull daily. Never had Oakdale experienced a plethora of
home-grown
thrills; but it came as near to it that morning, doubtless, as it ever
had or
ever will.
“There was,
first, the mysterious
disappearance of Abigail Prim, the only daughter of Oakdale’s
wealthiest
citizen; there was the equally mysterious robbery of the Prim home.
Either one
of these would have been sufficient to have set Oakdale’s multitudinous
tongues
wagging for days; but they were not all. Old John Baggs, the city’s
best-known
miser, had suffered a murderous assault in his little cottage upon the
outskirts of town and was even now lying at the point of death in The
Samaritan
Hospital.
“Yet even
this atrocious deed had
been capped by one yet more hideous. Reginald Paynter had for years
been looked
upon half askance and yet with a certain secret pride by Oakdale. He
was her
sole bon vivant in the true sense of the word, whatever that may be. He
was
always spoken of in the columns of the Oakdale Tribune as ‘that well
known
man-about-town,’ or ‘one of Oakdale’s most prominent clubmen.’ Reginal
Paynter
was dead. His body had been found beside the road just outside the city
limits
at mid-night.”
The
work of the Oakdale Tribune,
according to Burroughs, was far from done that day. The bit was in the
editor’s
mouth, and he responded by charging forward with innuendo and
speculation.
“The
Oakdale Tribune got out an
extra that afternoon giving a resumé of such evidence as had
appeared in the
regular edition and hinting at all the numerous possibilities suggested
by such
matter as had come to hand since. Even fear of old Jonas Prim and his
millions
had not been enough to entirely squelch the newspaper instinct of the
Tribune’s
editor. Never before had he had such an opportunity and he made the
best of it,
even repeating the vague surmises which had linked the name of Abigail
to the
murder of Reginald Paynter.”
Willie,
an imaginative local boy, overheard Bridge, ERB’s poet-vagabond, and a
youngster going by the name of “The Oskaloosa Kid” discussing the
crimes. “He
saw not only one reward but several and a glorious publicity which far
transcended the most sanguine of his former dreams. He saw his picture
not only
in the Oakdale Tribune but in the newspapers of every city of the
country.”
After hearing Willie’s story, the police arrested Bridge and the Kid
for the
crimes. Sitting in the Oakdale jail, they could hear a sullen crowd
outside
working itself into a lynch mob.
It
was a newspaper that Bridge found in their jail cell that suddenly made
him
realize how he could save both of them.
When
Bridge saw a picture of Abigail Prim in the paper, he suddenly realized
that
“The Oskaloosa Kid” was really the supposed kidnap victim. Since it was
no
crime for Abigail to take her own jewels, the Oakdale
Tribune and the community’s disappointed citizens returned
to their dull small-town ways. Still, it was an exciting three days of
Oakdale,
thanks the town newspaper.
Burroughs
mentioned newspapers directly in part one (1917) of The
Moon Maid (and indirectly in part two (1919). In his tale of
future interplanetary contact, narrator Julian 3rd told of
the great
excitement caused on Earth when contact with inhabitants on Mars was
first made
in the year 1967. It was not until the year 2015, however, that the
first
manned ship between the planets was launched. During the period
(1967-2015) of
wireless-only contact between the two planets, “Knowledge was freely
exchanged
to the advantage of both worlds,” Julian 3rd explained.
“Martian
news held always a prominent place in our daily papers from the first.”
Following
the Moon Men’s invasion and conquering of the Earth, beginning in 2050,
newspapers ceased to exist on Earth because the technology to create
them
disappeared. The despotic hand of the Moon Men and their descendants
instituted
a crushing campaign of thought control. Not only newspapers, but also
all other
forms of printed matter were banned. Julian 9th described
the result
of that austere policy by the time he turned 20 in 2120. “Printing was
a lost
art and the last of the public libraries had been destroyed almost a
hundred
years before I reached maturity, so there was little or nothing to
read.”
Written
in 1919, The Efficiency Expert has
parallels to ERB’s struggles in Chicago just a few years earlier.
Before he
turned to writing fiction, Burroughs, in search of work to support his
young
family, had answered many “help wanted” newspaper ads with no results.
In The Efficiency Expert, lead character
Jimmy Torrance comes to Chicago searching for work in the same way,
with the
same results.
“In the
lobby of the hotel he
bought several of the daily papers, and after reaching his room he
started
perusing the ‘Help Wanted’ columns. Immediately he was impressed and
elated by
the discovery that there were plenty of jobs, and that a satisfactory
percentage of them appeared to be big jobs … And so he decided the
wisest play
would be to insert an ad in the ‘Situations Wanted’ column, and then
from the
replies select those which most appealed to him.
“Writing
out an ad, he reviewed it
carefully, compared it with others that he saw upon the printed page,
made a
few changes, rewrote it, and then descended to the lobby, where he
called a cab
and was driven to the office of one of the great metropolitan morning
newspapers. Jimmy felt very important as he passed through the massive
doorway
into the great general offices of the newspaper … he was very sorry for
the
publishers of the newspaper that they did not know who it was who was
inserting
an ad in their Situations Wanted column.”
Jimmy
expected a hundred replies on the first day his ad ran, but four days
later,
after having received nary a single response, he was forced to start
answering
ads in the “Help Wanted” columns.
“What
leisure time he had he
devoted to what he now had come to consider as his life work—the
answering of
blind ads in the Help Wanted columns of one morning and one evening
paper—the
two mediums which seemed to carry the bulk of such advertising … He
soon
discovered that nine-tenths of the positions were filled before he
arrived.”
Finding
even that job hunting strategy futile, Jimmy stopped looking for jobs
through
the “Help Wanted” ads, and began taking a series of low paying jobs
just to
survive in Chicago. He eventually made friends with a street hoodlum
known as
“The Lizard.” When Jimmy turned down a handout from him, “The Lizard”
explained, “I’m taking it from an old crab who has more than he can
use, and
all of it he got by robbing people that didn’t have any to spare. He’s
a big
guy here. When anything big is doing the newspaper guys interview him,
and his
name is in all the lists of subscriptions to charity—when they’re going
to be
published in the papers.”
“Everything
was to be done to carry
the impression to the public through the newspapers, who were usually
well
represented at the training quarters, that Brophy was in the pink of
condition;
that he was training hard; that it was impossible to find men who could
stand
up to him on account of the terrific punishment he inflicted upon his
sparring
partners; and that the result of the fight was already a foregone
conclusion;
and then in the third round Young Brophy was to lie down and by
reclining
peacefully on his stomach for ten seconds make more money than several
years of
hard and conscientious work earnestly performed could ever net him. It
was all
very, very simple; but how easily public opinion might be changed
should one of
the sparring partners really make a good stand against Brophy in the
presence
of members of the newspaper fraternity!”
Jimmy,
however, grew tired of being Brophy’s punching bag. “And there before
the eyes
of half a dozen newspaper reporters, and before the eyes of his
horrified
manager and backer, Jimmy, at the end of ninety seconds, landed a punch
that
sent the flabby Mr. Brophy through the ropes and into dreamland.” Jimmy
then
endured another month of unemployment, during which he again tried
answering
“Help Wanted” ads. He came across one that read as follows:
“WANTED, an
Efficiency
Expert—Machine works wants man capable of thoroughly reorganizing large
business along modern lines, stopping leaks and systematizing every
activity.
Call International Machine Company, West Superior Street. Ask for Mr.
Compton.”
Jimmy
answered the ad and got the position, although he had to lie about his
past job
experience to get it. Eventually, he was framed for the murder of his
employer,
but The Lizard’s testimony in court cleared Jimmy of the charge. It was
another
newspaper story that made The Lizard come out of the shadows and
testify. He
told the court, “I been watchin’ the papers close, and I seen yesterday
that
there wasn’t much chance (for Jimmy), so here I am.”
Burroughs
used newspaper articles to supply information and character connections
in The Girl From Hollywood, written in
1921-22. The author laid out the story’s contemporary plot in a
newspaper being
read by Colonel Pennington at his Ganado, California, ranch house.
“The
colonel was glancing over the
headlines of an afternoon paper that Eva had brought from the city.
‘What’s
new?’ asked Custer. ‘Same old rot,’ replied his father. ‘Murders,
divorces,
kidnappers, bootleggers, and they haven’t even the originality to make
them
interesting by evolving new methods. Oh, hold on—this isn’t so bad!
‘Two
hundred thousand dollars worth of stolen whisky landed on the coast,’
he read.
‘Prohibition enforcement agents, together with special agents from the
Treasury
Department, are working on a unique theory that may reveal the
whereabouts of
the fortune in bonded whisky stolen from a government warehouse in New
York a
year ago.’”
The
colonel went on to read aloud many other details in the article about
the
violation of the Volstead Act. The reader later learns that Guy Evans,
engaged
to the colonel’s daughter, was deeply involved in the sale of the
stolen
liquor. A separate story line brouight Shannon Burke into the mix. To
get
control of her, the dastardly director Wilson Crumb had furtively led
the
starry-eyed young woman into cocaine addiction in Hollywood. When her
mother, a
neighbor of the Penningtons, died, Shannon went to Ganado to take care
of her
mother’s affairs. Under the loving care of the Penningtons, Shannon
beat her
addiction and did not return to Crumb’s control. Back in Hollywood, the
young
woman Crumb found to take Shannon’s place just happened to be Grace
Evans, the
sister of Guy. Burroughs used another newspaper to explain how Crumb
worked his
evil on Grace.
“One
evening, toward the middle of
October, they were dining together at the Winter Garden. Crumb had
bought an
evening paper on the street, and was glancing through it as they sat
waiting
for their dinner to be served. Presently he looked up at the girl
seated
opposite him.
“‘Didn’t
you come from a little
jerk-water place up the line, called Ganado?’ he asked. She nodded
affirmatively. “‘Here’s a guy from there been sent up for
bootlegging—fellow by
the name of Pennington.’ She half closed her eyes, as if in pain. ‘I
know,’ she
said. ‘It has been in the newspapers for the last couple of weeks.’
“‘Did you
know him?’
“‘Yes—he
has been out to see me
since his arrest, and he called up once.’ A sudden light came into
Crumb’s eye.
“‘By God!’
he exclaimed, bringing
his fist down upon the table. ‘This fellow Pennington may not be
guilty, but I
know who is. It isn’t Pennington who ought to be in jail,’ he said.
‘It’s your
brother.’ And thus was fashioned the power he used to force her to his
will.”
Wilson
Crumb certainly needed killing for disturbing with the idyllic country
life of
the Penningtons, and he got it later when he brought his film crew to
Ganado.
Guy Evans did the good deed, but for a second time Custer Pennington
took the
rap. In a dual denunciation of the Los Angeles press and court system,
Burroughs announced the results of Custer’s trial.
“And so
there was no great surprise
when, several hours later, the jury returned a verdict in accordance
with the
public opinion of Los Angeles—where, owing to the fact that murder
juries are
not isolated, such cases are tried largely by the newspapers and the
public.
They found Custer Pennington, Jr., guilty of murder in the first
degree.”
There
is no indication of how the LA newspapers responded when Custer was
later
exonerated.
The
setting of ERB’s first Western novel, written in 1923, is the small
cattle-town
of Hendersville, Arizona, in 1886. Burroughs stocked the frontier
community
with simple needs, including a general store, a restaurant, a Chinese
laundry,
a blacksmith shop, a hotel, five saloons, and a newspaper office.
Rancher
Elias Henders was visiting the editor of the
Hendersville Tribune one evening, when they heard shouts and
gunshots
coming from the saloon across the street. “Boys will be boys,” the
editor
remarked. But when a bullet came through the office window, both men
ducked
behind the editor’s desk. The event led to Henders demoting Bull as
ranch
foreman and replacing him with the villainous Hal Colby.
Bull
is portrayed as a standard model quiet cowboy, but he had a cursory
habit
involving newspapers that would prove handy later in the story.
“Bull sat
in a corner of The
Chicago Saloon watching the play at the faro table. It was too early to
go to
bed and he was not a man who read much, nor cared to read, even had
there been
anything to read, where there was not. He had skimmed the latest
Eastern papers
that had come in on the stage and his reading was over until the next
shipment
of gold from the mine brought him again into contact with a newspaper.
Then he
would read the live stock market reports, glance over the headlines and
throw
the paper aside, satisfied. His literary requirements were few.”
It
was Bull’s knowledge of the current live stock market reports that
allowed him
to counsel Diana Henders when Maurice B. Corson, a shifty Eastern
lawyer, tried
to talk her into selling her ranch. “Mr. Corson is always telling me
that the
bottom has fallen out of the live stock business and that the new vein
in the
mine doesn’t exist,” the unsure Diana told Bull. He responded, “The
live stock
business is all right, Miss. It wasn’t never better, an’ as fer the new
vein
that’s all right too.”
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