Someone
mentioned to me that, unlike ghouls, goblins, werewolves, etc., Tarzan
is not scary.
I
disagree.
Before
you answer the door on Halloween, consider whether Tarzan may be there
to trick-or-treat, because....
The
beasts that are hairy
Know Tarzan is scary,
He'll take out his knife
And shorten their life.
The
beasts that have scales
Know
Tarzan prevails;
He frightens them silly
And turns their blood chilly.
The
creatures with wings
Have felt Tarzan's stings;
He's downed them with spears,
To heighten their fears.
The
goblins and ghosts,
Curtail all their boasts,
When Tarzan's around;
To run them aground.
Of
Tarzan, be leery:
He's scary and eerie,
So breach not his scene
On this Halloween.
