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Tarak's last minute preparations
Huck and Hillmans take Tarak to Rudy's Diner
for a hearty Southern breakfast of Pork Brains
Tarak masters the intricate " bumper whack the elusive bobbing tree" workout.
Dejah who is privy to the knowledge held by the
secret society of women drivers was the chief advisor in this area.
Huck gives some valuable pointers on the employment of
smoke screen devices that he learned from Buster Crabbe.
He also passes along his knowledge of costume, booties, fighting moves,
and battle cry tips that he picked up from Frank Merrill.
Heavyweight pugilist, JoN, instructs Tarak in
mastering the classic John L. Sullivan stance
and dorky George of the Jungle battle grimace.
Tarak's Trainer von Horst Leads Tarak Through a Last Minute Warm-Up
weapons of choice
He imitates the Ape-Man's moves and poses.
he builds up his strength with his custom-made medicine ball
Predator nonchalantly reads the funnies
Predator attempting to bribe the referee Predator working out with an oversized coffee cup
Throngs of excited spectators crowd around the combatants
to view the long-awaited death struggle
Cries of anguish from the pain of old injuries
The combatants both collapse in agony from
~ torn shoulders ~ whiplash ~ broken ankles ~ broken cuticles ~
The confrontation is declared a draw as
both barbarians lie in a stupor under the Hachland round tables.
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