Religion has actually convinced
people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything
you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special
list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these
10 things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and
torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn
and choke and scFream and cry for ever and ever until the end of time...but
he loves you. ~ George Carlin
~ Pop Media
Simple molecules combine
to make powerful chemicals. Simple cells combine to make powerful life-forms.
Simple electronics combine to make powerful computers. Logically, all things
are created by a combination of simpler, less capable components. Therefore,
a supreme being must be our future, not our origin!~ from his Dilbert comic
Nothing defines humans better than
their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally
unlucky payoffs. This is the principle of lotteries, dating and religion.
If you pray for rain long enough,
it eventually does fall. If you pray for floodwaters to abate, they
eventually do. The same happens in the absence of prayers.
No actual tyrant known to history
has ever been guilty of one-hundredth of the crimes, massacres, and other
atrocities attributed to the Deity in the Bible.
If only God would give me a clear
sign ! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine
that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe
spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
- unknown (Woody Allen?)
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that
he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on
There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just
have to take it on faith.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. .
. I want to achieve immortality by not dying.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
Tammy Fay Bakker
I take Him shopping with me. I say, "OK, Jesus, help
me find a bargain."
If there really is a God who created
the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver
a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable
TV with a bad hairstyle.
The problem with writing about religion is that you run
the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after
you with machetes.
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
Black Adder II
Never before have I encountered
such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career
in the Church?
Tammy Faye Bakker
I take Him shopping with me. I
say, 'OK, Jesus,
help me find a bargain'.
The Vatican is against surrogate
mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
Marlon Brando ~ refusing to recite a religious
oath while testifying at his son Christian's trial, 1990
I will not swear on God. I will
not swear on God, because I don't believe in the conceptual sense and in
this nonsense. What I will swear on is my children and my grandchildren.
A. Whitney Brown
Once again decent citizens will
be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked
man hanging from a wooden apparatus by a series of gruesome body piercings,
and engage in their bizarre practices of ritualized blood-drinking and
cannibalism without being assaulted by graphic images of attractive young
women with bare breasts. - A. Whitney Brown, "The Daily Show" on Comedy
Richard Burton ~ Welsh actor (1925-1984)
The more I read about man and his
maniacal ruthlessness and his murderous envious scatological soul, the
more I realize that he will never change. Our stupidity is immortal, nothing
will change it. The same mistakes, the same prejudices, the same injustice,
the same lusts wheel endlessly around the parade ground of the centuries.
Immutable and ineluctable. I wish I could believe in a god of some kind
but I simply cannot.
George Bush, Sr.
I don't know that atheists should
be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is
one nation under God.
L. Sprague de Camp
It does not pay a prophet to be
When it comes to believing in God, I really, really tried
. . . but . . . the more you look around, the more you realize . . . something
is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty,
torture, crime, corruption, the Ice Capades. . . . This is not good work.
If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these
do not belong on the resume of a Supreme Being.
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story
ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that
there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do,
every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of
ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things,
he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture
and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke
and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He
always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise,
somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars,
they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about
a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
I've begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons.
First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun.
It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent
all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one
asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry.
And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the
sun and the prayers I formerly offered to God are all answered at about
the same 50-percent rate.
The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious
hatred. Which is fine with me! Any time a bunch of holy people want to
go out and kill each other I'm a happy guy!
By simple common sense I don't
believe in God, in none.
In Philadelphia, I inadvertently came upon an edition
of Robert Ingersoll's Essays and Lectures. This was an exciting discovery;
his atheism confirmed my own belief that the horrific cruelty of the Old
Testament was degrading to the human spirit.? My Autobiography (1964)
Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than
let orphans have a family.
Organized religion is a business
and nothing else, unless you want to think of it as a way to organize wars
efficiently. Also organized religion tells you what ot think, and I believe
the only way to know about God is to find out on your own. What somebody
else tells you is of very little use. I believe that we are all God, and
God is all of us. But this means you can find out everything you need to
know by yourself, by what you see and what you feel. Nobody knows any more
than you do -- even though you're just in the fifth grade.
If there is a supreme being, he's
Amanda Donohoe ~ actress, feminist and
I can't embrace a male god who has persecuted female
sexuality throughout the ages.
If you're not a born-again Christian,
you're a failure as a human being.
Christ died for our sins. Dare
we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them.
Everyone should believe in something.
I believe I'll have another beer.
Prayers may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant,
the aboriginal, and the lazy - but it is the same as asking Santa
Clause to bring yo something for Christmas.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them
I have left my religious conversion behind and settled
into a comfortable state of atheism. I have come to think that religion
has caused more harm than any other idea since the beginning of time. The
Jerry Falwells of this world are living proof of the hypocrisy.
I've yet to find anything convincing
about the arguments Christians make for the existence of this God chap,
and feel that if he does exist, events such as the Holocaust, Cambodian
massacres and Limp Bizkit illuminate the fact that he's been asleep at
the wheel for quite some time.
Being an atheist I can't be either [a saint or a siner]
With Life of Brian, we were vilified by Christians.
Come on, if your religion is so vulnerable that a little bit of disrespect
is going to bring it down, it's not worth believing in, frankly.
Religion has done more to bust-up humanity than anything.
Matt Groening ~ Quotes from his TV series
A prayer in a public school! God has no place within
these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion.
Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me
two things. One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful, dirty thing on the face of the
earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Religion is a miyth we have invented to explain the inexplicable.
The univers is so beyond comprehension. What does it all mean -- if it
has any meaning at all? . . . I think anyone who suggests that they have
the answers is motivated by the need to invent answers, because we have
no such answers.
I'm an atheist, and that's it.
I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to
each other and do what we can for other people.
If I thought the Jews killed God,
Iíd worship the Jews.
L. Ron Hubbard
Writing science fiction for about
a penny a word is no way to make a living, If you really want to make a
million, the quickest way is to start your own religion.
I wasn't raised Catholic, but I
used to go to Mass with my friends, and I viewed the whole business as
a lot of very enthralling hocus-pocus. There's a guy hanging upon the wall
in the church, nailed to a cross and dripping blood, and everybody's blaming
themselves for that man's torment, but I said to myself, 'Forget it. I
had no hand in that evil. I have no original sin. Thereís no blood of any
sacred martyr on my hands. I pass on all of this.
I believe that all important matters
have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we kick off.
My ancestors were Puritans from
England. They arrive here in 1658 in hopes of finding greater restrictions
than were permissible under English law at that time.
Stanley Kubrick (1928-1999) ~ Movie director:
Space Odyssey: 2001
The whole idea of god is absurd.
If anything, 2001 shows that what some people call "god" is simply an acceptable
term for their ignorance. This film is a rejection of the notion that there
is a god; isn't that obvious.
I'd be very surprised if the universe wan't full of an
intelligence of an order that to us would seem God-like. . . When you think
of the giant technological strides that man has made in a few millennia
-- less than a microsecond in the chronology of the universe -- can you
imagine the evolutionary development that much older life forms have taken?
Their potentialities would be limitless and their intelligence ungraspable
Timothy Leary (1920-1996) ~ Psychologist
Drugs are the religion of the 21st century.
Richard Lederer ~ Linguist
There once was a time when all people believe in God
and the church ruled.This time was called the Dark Ages.
From the song "Imagine"
Imagine there's no heaven, It's
easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky, imagine all the people
Living for today. . .
Imagine there's no countries, It
isn't hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, No religion too .
From the song, "God,"
God is a concept By which we measure
Our pain ~ I don't believe in magic ~ I don't believe in I-Ching ~ I don't
believe in Bible ~ I don't believe in Tarot ~ I don't believe in Hitler
~ I don't believe in Jesus
From the song, "I Found Out"
There ain't no Jesus gonna come
from the sky Now that I found out I know I can cry, I found out!
Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. We're
more popular than Jesus now. Jesus was all right but his disciples were
thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.
I think flying planes into a building
was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Jesus doesn't care who wins the [sports] game. So stop
bothering him. I've never heard a team blame Jesus when they lose.
If they think that an artist can
destroy their faith, then their faith is rather fragile.
If God exists he's an idiot. That's why I don't believe
in any God. Becuase if that's how he behaves, I don't want to know such
I have my own God, and I
think my God finds me incredibly fucking funny. That's why I chose him
as my God ...
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right
the first time.
I never consider what comes after
this life, I have no interest in heaven, hell, god, etc...
A reading from the Book of Armaments,
Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy
Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou
mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did
rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats
and orangutans and breakfast cereals... Now did the Lord say, "First thou
pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the
number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four
shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou
then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being
the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand
Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight,
shall snuff it." - Monty Python, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
MONTY PYTHON'S ODE TO CREATION
All things dull and ugly ~ All creatures short and squat
~ All things rude and nasty ~ The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons ~ Each little wasp that
stings ~ He made their brutish venom ~ He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous ~ All evil great and small
~ All things foul and dangerous ~ The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet ~ Each beastly little squid ~
Who made the spikey urchin ~ Who made the sharks? He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous ~ All pox both great and
small ~ Putrid, foul and gangrenous ~ The Lord God made them all.
- Amen -
Progress and conduct: I'm afraid that I am severly dissapointed
in God's works. All three of him have shown no tendency to improve
and He merely sits at the back of the class talking to himselves.
He has shown no interest in rugger, asked to be excused prayers, and moves
in a mysterious way. - Ferndean School Report on God - The brand
new Monty Python Book.
There's a gullible side to the
American people. They can be easily misled. Religion is the best device
used to mislead them.
Henry M. Morris
(1918-2006) Founder of the Institute of Creation Research
The only way we can determine the
true age of the earth is for God to tell us what it is. And since He has
told us, very plainly, in the Holy Scriptures that it is several thousand
years in age, and no more, that ought to settle all basic questions of
When I was a kid I used to pray
every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord does not work
that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Making fun of born-again christians
is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) Artist
God is really only another artist.
He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style.
He just keeps on trying other things.
Terry Pratchett (1948 - ) Author
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that
people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Ron Reagan, Jr.
I'm not really cut out to be a
politician. You know that I sometimes don't know when to shut up. That
could be a drawback. I'm an atheist. So there you go right there. I can't
be elected to anything because polls all say that people won't elect an
Lou Reed (1942- )
My God is rock 'n' roll.
Even though I don't personally believe in the Lord, I
try to behave as though He was watching.
I'm not a believer, I call myself an atheist. It was
man who invented God. There are far too many commandments and you really
only need one: Do not hurt anybody.
Tom Robbins ~ Novelist
Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's
Richard Roberts ~
American televangelist, son of Oral Roberts
Sow a seed on your Mastercard,
your Visa or your American Express, and then when you do, expect God to
open the windows of heaven and pour you out a blessing.
You say you're supposed to be nice
to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this,
that and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit
of the Antichrist.
The feminist agenda is about a socialist,
anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands,
kill their children, practice witchcdraft, destroy capitalism, and become
If you go all the way back to the
days just following creation, men lived nine hundred years or more.
Feminism encourages women to leave
their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism
and become lesbians.
Many of those people involved with
Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals--the two things
seem to go together.
The idea that religion and politics
don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their
We must question the story logic
of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and
then blames them for his own mistakes.
If somebody is really sick, I don't
pray to God, I look for the best doctor in town.
Andy Rooney ~ American radio and television
writer and commentator
Why am I an atheist? I ask you:
Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No
one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are
indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don't push
my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice
that when it comes to religion." Marian Christy, "Conversations: We make
our own destiny.
I am an atheist... I don't understand
religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but
I think it's all nonsense.
Charles Schultz ~ American cartoonist (1922-2000)
In an interview in 1999, Schultz
said that although his philosophical views evolved over the years, "the
term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'" He went on to say,
"I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance,
is the most shallow. When they show him praying--I just can't stand that
sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during
the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham [Dennis' creator] has any deep knowledge
of things like that." Schultz cringed at the mention of Family Circus,
the strip by Bill Keane that is strewn with cutesy references to Jesus
(who wants to protect children on school buses, but can't because of laws
about separation of church and state!) and those sickly-sweet images of
invisible deceased grandparents looming protectively over the kids. "Oh,
I can't stand that," Schultz laughed. "You could get diabetes reading them,
"Marge, have you ever actually
sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not even allowed to go
to the bathroom." - Priest on "The Simpson's" (remember the town which
God killed because Onan pissed on a wall?)
Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to
church we're just making him madder and madder. - Homer Simpson
Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts
have no place in organized religion. School Superintendant on The Simpsons
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality
on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons
are no substitute for a good blaster at your side. - Han Solo, Star Wars
It's an incredible con job when
you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something
after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don't try to make
I'm sickened by all religions.
Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between
the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and
an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
Here's what happens when you die -- you sit in a box and
get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, noting cool happens.
Billy Sunday (1863-1935)
The rivers of America will run
with blood before they take ouit holy, God-inspired Bible from the schools.
America is not a country for a dissenter
to live in.
If one [a gay] ever looks at me
like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died.
The Supreme Court of the United
States of America is an institution damned by God almighty.
The minister of the Gospel is really
the yardstick by which the nation measures its morals.
Evolution is a bankrupt speculative
philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society
could ever believe it. ... Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.
~ British actor and writer
Beliefs are what divide people.
Doubt unites them.
~ American politician, Navy
SEAL and Professional wrestler.
Organized religion is a sham and
a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells
people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.
Bill Waterson, Calvin & Hobbes
It's hard to be religious when
certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
I have a great love and respect
for religion, great love and respect for atheism. What I hate is agnosticism,
people who do not choose.
I was driving alone one day and I saw a hitchhiker with
a sign saying Heaven. So I hit him.
(1906-1998) ~ Comedian
I wanted to become an atheist but
I gave up. They have no holidays.
The essence of Christianity is
told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was
on the Tree of Knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is
because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden
of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any
questions. . . . Is this not an absolutely anti-intellectual religion?
I don't want to see any religious people in public office
because they're working for another boss.
If you want to get together in any
exclusive situation and have people love you, fine- but to hang all this
desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book,
who knows if you've been bad or good- and CARES about any of it- to hang
it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally
healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
Emile Zola (1840-1902) ~ French novelist
Has science ever retreated? No! It is Catholocism which
has always retreated before her, and will always be forced to retreat.
Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the
last stone from the last church falls on the last priest.
Several thousand years ago, a small
tribe of ignorant near-savages wrote various collections of myths, wild
tales, lies, and gibberish. Over the centuries, these stories were embroidered,
garbled, mutilated, and torn into small pieces that were then repeatedly
shuffled. Finally, this material was badly translated into several languages
successively. The resultant text, creationists feel, is the best guide
to this complex and technical subject.
Philosophy is questions that may
never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
If forgiveness is devine, why is
there a hell?
Organized religion is like organized
crime; it preys on peoples' weaknesses, generates huge profits for its
operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed
him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying
for a fish.
Religion is to brain what tapeworm
is to intestine.
Better to be thought a fool, than
to open your bible and remove all doubt.
The Religious Right. Never underestimate
the power of stupid people in large groups.
Whatever a man prays for, he prays
for a miracle.
'God is as real as I am', the old
man said. I was relieved since I knew Santa wouldn't lie to me...
If god doesn't like the way I live,
Let him tell me, not you.
There are none more ignorant and
useless, than they that seek answers on their knees, with their eyes closed.
Faith is deciding to allow yourself
to believe something your intellect would otherwise cause you to reject
-- otherwise there's no need for faith.
Any belief worth having must survive
If you ask the wrong questions you
get answers like '42' or 'God'.
It seems odd that those who scoff
at sun worshippers are apt to worship a vacuum.
Agnosticism simply means that a
man shall not say he knows or believes that for which he has no grounds
for professing to believe.
Humanity's first sin was faith;
the first virtue was doubt.
Power corrupts; Absolute power corrupts
absolutely; God is all-powerful. Draw your own conclusions
Theists think all gods but theirs
are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
You don't pray in my school, and
I won't think in your church.
A zealot's stones will break my
bones, but gods will never hurt me.
Nine out of ten priests who have
tried Camels, prefer young boys.
A society without religion is like
a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45
Two hands working do more than a
thousand clasped in prayer
Garbage In -- Gospel Out
Theology: The study of elaborate
verbal disguises for non-ideas.
Religions are what dreams are made
All Gods were immortal.
Consider the ignorance of the average
fundamentalist. Then realize that by definition fully half of them must
be even dumber than that.
The mind of the fundamentalistis
like the pupil of the eye: the more light you pour on it, the more it will
Out of convicted rapists, 57% admitted
to reading pornography. 95% admitted to reading the Bible.
You'll never find a dead Christian
in a foxhole who didn't pray.
Freedom is the Distance Between
Church and State
When The Religious Right Takes Over,
We'll All Live In Iran
A metaphysician is a blind man in
a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there, and a theologian
is one who finds the cat.
Only Sheep need a shepherd!
Eskimo: "If I did not know about
God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell
Gods are fragile things; they may
be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense."
The only difference between religion
and superstition is the spelling.
A lie is at the heart of 'beLIEf.'
If god doesn't like the way
I live, let him tell me, not you.
Why be born again, when you can
just grow up?
Fundamentalism means never having
to say 'I'm wrong.'
Since the Bible and the church are
obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them
to tell us where we are going?
On the first day, man created God.
Atheists will celebrate life, while
youíre in church celebrating death.
Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice.
He knew he would be resurrected anyway.
A believer states everything must have a creator but fail
to say how he was created.
Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church.
You keep believing, I'll keep evolving.
People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't
have such funny beliefs.
Man created God in his image : intolerant, sexist, homophobic
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are
told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
Christian: I'll pray for you. Atheist: Then I'll think
for both of us.
Christianity: Safer than a lobotomy, but just as effective.
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion
is answers that may never be questioned.
I have no need for religion, I have a conscience.
Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator
of human intelligence.
Doesn`t it bother you that you put more logical thought
into choosing a car than you do in choosing a god?
George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians
love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer,
they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer
makes it any more absurd.
The same people that wrote the bible thought the world
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
~ Scottish proverb
It makes no difference as to the name of the God, since
love is the real God of all in the world. ~ Apache
Humanity without religion is like a serial killer without
If you speak the truth, have one foot in the stirrup.
~ Turkish proverb
Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm
For god so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten
son, that whosoever would believe in him would believe in anything.
It's your god. / They're your rules. / You go to
Thereís a REASON why atheists donít fly airplanes into
Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped
The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail.
Thereís probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy
If triangles had a god heíd have three sides.
If we were made in godís image, why arenít we invisible
All religions are fairy tales.
Religion is myth-information.
Too stupid to understand science? Try religion.
Even it there was a god, why would he be so bored as to
create a universe just to look at? Bored enough to play games with
the human race? I cannot belive in a god, because if he were real,
I would have to hate him for his evil.
The Bible: because all the works of science cannot equal
the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who though every animal species
in the world lived within walking distance of Noah's house.
God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom.
Religions: They can't all be right. They can all be wrong.
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There's probably no god. . . so now stop worrying and
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Adler, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Woody Allen, Robert Altman, Eric Ambler, Kingsley
Amis, Lance Armstrong, Darren Aronofsky, Isaac Asimov, Dave Barry, Ingmar
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Neil Kinnock, Michael Kinsley, Stanley Kubrick, Burt Lancaster, Richard
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Paglia, Steven Pinker, Roman Polanski, Paula Poundstone, Terry Pratchett,
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